I read this comment recently
'God made New Zea land on the first day, rested on the 2nd, partied hard for a couple of days and then did a rush job on the rest of the world'
I liked this and it made me smile.
I have counteracted the the natural beauty of the place by not washing my hair or shaving. I am trying to look like Jesus ((just so i can get away with things)Repent) And as someone said to its good to look like Jesus because he was hung like that [please do action of Jesus on the cross] Get it?
I am not actually hung like that and infact suffer from a abnormality called micro penis (google images)
Yes, it is embarrassing but with a good friend support system in place i get by. I have slightly digressed from topic and am running out of time (i am so f8cking busy) that i will leave you wiht a sign that welcomed me in to a small town - it read -
No Doctors,
No Hospital
One cemetary.
How lovely, I stayed for tea
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