East side x

Sydney to Brisbane - Sponsored by Jeremy Kyle

14 hours on a train surrounded by the most inbred group of families of all time.

To the front weighing in at 18 stone was a fat child slapping Mum wearing miniscule denim hotpants. The pink slightly transparent t-shirt she was sporting unfortunatley rode up when she slept causing her fatty middle to consume her hotpants. The image of this has burnt a scar onto my eyeballs which i fear will need surgery to remove.

In the seats behind we had a terrifying family, in whihc I have no idea of the relationship between each other. The 15 yeald boy constantly stared at me and enjoyed narrating his own life (not in a funny john Dorien way) After 2 hours I broke and asked hime to be quiet.

His two sisters/cousins/lovers (8 and 12 respectively) were both wearing nappies and stunk of Sh*t and P*ss. The B.O whihc stained the air came from the delightful adidas waterproof jackey wearing fatty (which I love)

The Hill Billy frunk sat a couple of rows back was a slight form of entertainment, especially after it took him 5 minutes to walk the lenght of 5 rows (xxxx)

On a positive note (and to refrain from ranting this whole blog) The Janet/Letoya Jackson Look a like was lovely eye candy and was the cherry on a month ild mouldy cockcroach ridden pie.

Sydney 2 Brsibane - TOO EASY