Bru,
Its taken me a while to get a final product, but, here it is. (1st through to 7th draft were awful. This is not much better)
Since we last spoke I arrived in Melbourne (city of dreams). I may or may not have turned up to me 8.a:m flight from bangkok smashed. Checking in was intresting.
Been out here 3 weeks (at time of writing - due to time constraints this edition has been delayed) I have spent money like it has a used by date - Live once and all that (execpt for jesus, clever bugger)
The hooker theme continued, the hostel is next the red light district. I have trawled it a couple of times but with no luck (Boys, I have officially lost it). One very accomodating hotel allows you to rent rooms by the hour, how romantic.
Due to spending lots of money I am now working all hours at a cafe/bar. Pretty sweet gig, get given lots of numbers because i am beautiful. Embarrasing.
The one down point of work is having to late night tram or walk home. One night (this is true and I will be forever scarred) Was strolling down the road (around 2ish) and two men came out of a side street just in front of me. The first man was wearing just trousers with chaind criss-crossing through his legs (weird, but not outlandish).
Unfortunatley the 2nd guy was wearing leather trousers - This is where it gets messy.
The leather trousers had the 'ass' cut out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, there i was following two men down the street at 2 in the morning with the one guys ass on full show! I am not going to lie - I thought i was going to get raped.
Another 50m down the road with alot of thoughts running through my head they turned off in a drive way, As i passed the said driveway, i looked in and got eye contact. I casually sad hi, waved and gave a nod.
Once out of sight i sprinted home as fast as i could.
Side note - As i bloody hate prostate cancer I am growing a Mo for Movember. If you would like to sposor me please do.
Love and hugs
Matthew James x
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